The Dead Nerd Unisex Sweatshirt
- All Photos are of Actual Printed Shirt
- Style: Men’s, Medium Fit
- Fabric: 85% Organic Cotton, 15% Recycled Polyester 350g
- Shirt Color: Deep Chocolate
- Print: Linen and Bone White Water-Based Ink, Cracked, Distressed Print
The Tale Behind the Shirt
I’m not just a dead nerd I am The Dead Nerd.
In life I was the smartest kid ‘round the block.
I knew it all and everyone knew I knew it all.
So they came to me to resolve and reconcile solutions to the most complex equations known to mankind,
forming long queues at my desk to see me and profit from my knowledge.
They left after they got what they needed and came back only when they needed more answers.
Only for answers.
Without expecting anything in return I kept giving them all the knowledge they needed. But boy oh boy not once did anyone ask me:
“Hey, do you wanna grab a cup of coffee later?”