Mountains Unisex Hoodie

   “Arent’t you ready yet?”
   “Ready for what?”
Alice stood there in full outdoor regalia, chunky hiking boots, stuffed back pack and knee-length safari shorts.
   “The mountains are calling! let’s go get ready!”
   “Well I don’t hear them”
   “You would if you’d shut off the TV.”
   “Well, maybe I don’t want to hear them today”
   “C’mon get off the couch, get up, get ready and head for the hills so you can enjoy life a little.”
   “Are you kidding’ me? I am enjoying life right here, right now, right on the sofa. For me it doesn’t get any better than this. Take lots of photos and send me a postcard.”