Cantaford University

   “How’d y’do on your final scores?”
   “Great…Almost top of the class.”
   “Wow, awesome. I’m off to UCLA, where d’ya think you’ll go?”
   “Me? Well, of course, can’t afford university.”
   “Huh, Cantaford University? Where’s that?”
   “I don’t know yet. Really not sure. In Cantaford I guess. Not sure really.”