Me Zero

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  • All Photos are of Actual Printed Shirt
  • Style: Men’s/Unisex, Medium Fit
  • Fabric: 100% Certified Organic, Ring-Spun, Combed Cotton, 180g
  • Shirt Color: Khaki
  • Print: Cream Colored Water-Based Ink, Cracked, Distressed Print

      The Tale Behind the Shirt

         “What’ya drinking there?”
         “Me Zero, it’s the beverage for free-spirited, centred people, always content with who they are, never pretending to be who they’re not, y’see, like it says, ‘All Natural, Nuthin’ Artificial’ its for people who aren’t phoneys. Really happy people like me.”
         “Me Zero, Huh. Gimme a sip of that.”
         “No! It’s not for you, you’re a grumpy, bitter old soul, you’re always miserable and angry and you’re filled with toxic substances.”
         He wrenched the drink out of her hands and gulped down what was left, belching a moment later. “That may all be true, but doesn’t mean I ain’t happy. And I definitely ain’t no phoney.” He let out another loud belch and gestured to his heart, “These toxic substances are all natural, nuthin’ artificial in here. I’m the happiest freakin’ guy on the planet and this drink was made for me.”

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